heather

heather
1. (heather) (3505↑, 1681↓)
Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.

My parents are going to love the new heather I am bringing home. That girl is a heather\!

Author: Heather Nichole http://heather.urbanup.com/2707510
2. (Heather) (2059↑, 893↓)
usually blonde with big brown intense eyes. an amazing friend and very sympthatic. good listener and gives good advice. you can usually trust them with anything. very sweet girl who is faithful but not innocent. cares very much about the person they love but just doesn't know how to show it. Not a whore but somehow tends to be amazing in bed. really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on. beautiful face, cute, fun, and bubbly personality with a banging body. knows how to have fun, and is a little bit of a trouble maker\!

Man, i really want to find a girl...i wish i had a Heather.

3. (Heather) (1818↑, 1121↓)
A low-growing Eurasian shrub growing in dense masses and having small evergreen leaves and clusters of small, bell-shaped pinkish-purple flowers. (A grayish purple to purplish red)

Cross Word -Indigenous Morland Plant (7 Letters) - Heather

4. (heather) (1282↑, 651↓)
a BEAUTIFUL girl with the most ADORABLE voice that would simply make your day. her CUTE laughter would just leave you with a feeling that you can't describe, like the look of a rose, the smell of the rain, or the feeling of forever.

love me some heather ;p

5. (Heather) (679↑, 225↓)
A sweet charming girl, who is very caring. An extermely good kisser. Pretty or cute. Fights for herself and people she cares about. Can be tomboyish. Shy. Musical

Wow, she's such a sweet heart. Her name must be heather

6. (Heather) (1760↑, 1314↓)
Another of a popular name in the U.S. such as ashley,Jessica or Amanda. Personality of a Heather: outgoing,happy,loud,fun,down to earth But: can be bitchy,rude,ignorant, and sometimes has the urge to please themselves with household items because they are sexually active.

"Don't be such a Heather" (bad heather) "Heather is such a peaceful name" (Positive)

Author: AtlasDictionary http://heather.urbanup.com/2704417
7. (Heather) (474↑, 160↓)
A person that you have so many inside jokes with, it is hard to keep track of them. Very rad in every way\! Loves to chill and listen to music; or go on random walks. Always a good talker.

Well she is my Heather\! Don't you love Heather? BABY COME BACK\!

8. (Heather) (328↑, 61↓)
Fun, crazy, beautiful, witty, sarcastic, loving, kind, stupid funny, precious, good-catch, smart, kinda psychic, loves to be looney, loves chocolate way too much, eyes the color of the carribean, empathetic, a girl you can't live without, once you've met her...you can't get her out of your mind. Once you've kissed her, you're hooked. When she falls in love with someone, she falls hard and deep and will stay by you forever...unless you do some dumb shit. She loves to laugh, play, and have fun. You don't want to ever see or make her cry. True inner beauty, loves God, babies, and small animals. Hates spiders and roaches. Loves to cook and bake...a very good mother. Total package.

Wow..that girl has it all.. her name must be Heather

Author: woopdeedoodledoo http://heather.urbanup.com/4548495
9. (Heather) (345↑, 106↓)
Usually a very pretty girl. Is smart, caring, and faithful. She is very loving, but sometimes does not know how to show it. She can also be very bitchy and gets jealous very easily. It's best not to get on her bad side. If you break her heart, she may not be very forgiving. She is very good in bed, all though she is not a whore, and knows how to suduce someone.

Heather is a well balanced kind of girl.

10. (Heather) (330↑, 144↓)
Heather is a really smart person, who can be sick at times but is HILHARIOUSLY witty and funny. She is an awesome friend to have and is really reliable. Heather is a perfect name for her as she is a really nice girl.

"wow...heather is amazing (not in the sick way)"

Author: ModernDayHippie http://heather.urbanup.com/3809920
11. (Heather) (908↑, 789↓)
Female who is unable to keep her pants dry.

It could be 80 degrees and sunny outside but Heather's pants will get wet.

12. (Heather) (663↑, 545↓)
A popular bitch. Derived from the 1989 cult classic "Heathers", a Heather will do anything to be the queen of the school, including stepping over another Heathers' dead body, and snubbing all past friends.

"Have you talked to Rebecca lately?" "No, she's turned into such a Heather"

13. (Heather) (337↑, 221↓)
A girl with the name "heather" usually is very very beautiful.

Hey look at that hott girl.her name must be heather.only heathers can be that hott.

Author: Heather Mellinger http://heather.urbanup.com/2246006
14. (Heather) (172↑, 63↓)
The best of the best of girls. Has a bubbly, charming, sexy, and fearless personality. Is sought after. Someone who everyone looks forward to seeing every day. Someone who is worth everything that one has. Makes one see the bright side of life. Makes one's life complete. May have a boyfriend named Joshua. He may love her too much.

"Who is that beautiful, amazing, wonderful, lovely girl over there?" "Oh, that's Heather. She is the best thing that has ever happened to everyone."

15. (Heather) (123↑, 22↓)
A name only given to the best of the best. Heather is honest, [down to earth] and straight-up amazing. Often underestimated, she pushes to succeed. She may not always live up to your expectations but you learn to live with it. She's very underappreciated until you realize what she does for everyone. Everyone loves this girl except a select few who want to make everything bad for her. Once you're a good friend of Heather's, you'll never want to leave her side. But she'll never leave yours either. She has many boys wanting her but she's not the type to brag about it. Not a whore but definitely not innocent. Her private life is known only to her closest friends. Heather's are [beautiful], passionate, humorous, charismatic, lively girls with a contagious [smile] that will make your day. You don't want to lose her. To say she's [amazing] would be an understatement.

"I wish I had a Heather."

Author: caaaraaazaaayforyou http://heather.urbanup.com/4733219
16. (Heather) (117↑, 35↓)
Fun, crazy, beautiful, witty, sarcastic, loving, kind, stupid funny, precious, good-catch, smart, kinda psychic, loves to be looney, loves chocolate way too much, eyes the color of the carribean, empathetic, a girl you can't live without, once you've met her...you can't get her out of your mind. Once you've kissed her, you're hooked. When she falls in love with someone, she falls hard and deep and will stay by you forever...unless you do some dumb shit. She loves to laugh, play, and have fun. You don't want to ever see or make her cry. True inner beauty, loves God, babies, and small animals. Hates spiders and roaches. Loves to cook and bake...a very good mother. Total package. Wow..that girl has it all.. her name must be Heather

heather is Fun, crazy, beautiful, witty, sarcastic, loving, kind, stupid funny, precious, good-catch, smart, kinda psychic, loves to be looney, loves chocolate way too much, eyes the color of the carribean, empathetic, a girl you can't live without, once you've met her...you can't get her out of your mind. Once you've kissed her, you're hooked. When she falls in love with someone, she falls hard and deep and will stay by you forever...unless you do some dumb shit. She loves to laugh, play, and have fun. You don't want to ever see or make her cry. True inner beauty, loves God, babies, and small animals. Hates spiders and roaches. Loves to cook and bake...a very good mother. Total package.

17. (Heather) (88↑, 17↓)
A girl who has a lot to her: she's smart, funny, nice, honest, and beautiful. The only thing is: she doesn't know any of that. She doesn't believe it although people around her tell her it's true all the time. She's a great sport and has a heart the size of the ocean. She's just straight adorable. If you happen to know a Heather, never let her go. She's more than worth your time.

Everybody wishes they had a Heather\!

Author: RaptureLyricist16 http://heather.urbanup.com/5005505
18. (Heather) (60↑, 22↓)
Heather is a ball-bustin' Woman among Men. A Woman who usually dominates men professionally, but loves to be dominated by men in the bedroom. And Heather has those bedroom eyes and lies that men love - in both "work"places. Heather is loyal to a fault and a great friend to have. JUST DON'T PISS HER OFF.

Christ I really got Heathered last night - and I LOVED EVERY MINUTE\!\!

19. (Heather) (61↑, 23↓)
a girl's name, after a flowering bush with pretty pink, white, or purple flowers. Meaning "strong" and "courageous" and "enduring". Heather is a beautiful girl, inside and out.

Hey Heather Feather.

20. (Heather) (69↑, 34↓)
Heather: Definition: A Flowering Plant Gender: Female Origin: English

Heather, is like a flowering plant growing in spring.

21. (Heather) (41↑, 13↓)
Pseudonymous with perfect. Usually the name of a girl who has perfect looks and a perfect personality.

Damn that girl Heather is so perfect. I would marry her if I could

22. (Heather) (28↑, 3↓)
Pretty much the sweetest person you will ever meet. the most amazing girl you will ever be privileged to know. she is incredibly adorable. she is drop dead gorgeous, amazingly beautiful. she's loyal and faithful and trustworthy, when you see her it gives you butterflies, when she kisses you it makes your knees week and when you hear her voice you melt she is perfection

man she's amazing, she must be a heather.

23. (Heather) (50↑, 27↓)
A lady who is everything. She is the best and worst, the most beautiful and least beautiful and loves to bathe and eat. Heather's are always a riot and should be revered for the wonderous ladies they are.

Who do you revere? I revere that Heather. Who is a riot? Heather is a riot.

24. (Heather) (31↑, 9↓)
The most amazing women alive. she makes me feel real.

I wish I could always have Heather

25. (heather) (110↑, 88↓)
billons of laughs, loves to sing ALOT, amazingly random, youtuber, sir-cough-alot, godly (loves god alot), has a fun life, has lame hair until she straightens it then its amazing, has rain boots, dresses up very weird, gives very good advice, accepts ppl for who they are, is a good actress, cant type without messing up every second, loves chucks (the shoes), caring, flirts alot, sleeps alot...not an early bird, says random weird things, can be very creepy, over exaggerates alot, thinks about death alot, loves food (pizza), a jazz addict, doesnt think quietly, sorta impatient, has amazing eyes, a pretty smile, makes lame jokes that ppl dont laugh at, shuts ppl down\!, big boobs, no butt, pale as freakin crap, big feet, soft skin.....sometimes, likes musicals, less than threes thurmans, has a billion friends, and plenty more,

thing 1: i wanna be a heather...but...im a guy thing 2: get away from me weird-o (thinks to himself i wanna be a heather too)

26. (Heather) (54↑, 33↓)
Another name given to an aesthetically pleasing female who looks as though she stepped off the set of the movie 'Heathers.' Most commonly found in the mid through late 1980s with feathered hair rocking out to 'Walking on Sunshine.'

Hipsters are OK, but I always enjoyed the original Heathers. Heathers were the Bettys of the 80s, man.

27. (Heather) (59↑, 39↓)
Heather Foti, A young, hot, blond, well endowed slut who constantly fucks both guys and girls. She consistently bends over on purpose to give males a breath taking view of her flawless rack and ass. she wears thin low cut shirts showing off lots of perfect cleavage leaving guys with aching hard ons to jack off with after class.

It is not uncommon for her to spend extra time "conferencing" with her deans and many a science teacher has helped the lithe babe better understand the process of sexual intercourse. On memorable time was when she was caught in the middle of a tutoring session and ended up in a crazy three way with her hot male Bio teacher and sexy female principle. People say the moans carried to the auditorium and the lab table was a hot sticky mess. Needless to say heather and her principle's clothes were ruined and the two of them left in a warm dripping mess back to the office.

28. (Heather) (44↑, 25↓)
A hot girl that loves to get action. Normally has blondish hair and blue/green eyes. A very big flirt that loves to send dirty messeges to guys. Seems easy at first but she makes you work for it. She normally is one to love to grind on guys and party. Most girls envy her for getting all the guys and action that they are missing out on. One of the best grinders around. Great kissers and tend to be great in bed. They know when to quit but will satisfy every sexual urge you have. So guys reading this, go after the Heathers; they are keepers\!

"Who are you going to the dance with?" "Heather" "Hell yeah man. Score." "Holy shit, she is such a Heather" "Go get her man\!"

29. (heather) (31↑, 13↓)
the girl who is a dork but is the coolest and best freind you will ever have. she will never leave you and if your down she will be there for you no matter what. she can always be trusted with anything, and she really cares about you she will always be your best friend no matter what. so if you ever meet a heather get to know her and become her best friend\! she is the most awesomest person in the world\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

megan-hey heather*says in a sad voice* heather-whats wrong? megan-i just dont know what to do? heather do about what? megan-my friend she sayd she was only my friend becuz she felt sorry heather- if you need to cry at least u know u have my shoulder to cry on\!\! megan- i know i cant on you. at least i know your my best friend and will always\!\!

30. (Heather) (16↑, 4↓)
The nicest person you will ever meet. She is always there for you and is extremely trustworthy. She will never let you down. She is always willing to lend a hand and is very intelligent. Her extraordinary beauty matches her wonderful personality; she is truly beautiful inside and out. She is a very special friend whom should be treat with kindness. A true friend forever.

[weather] [feather] [heath][heather]

31. (Heather) (26↑, 15↓)
Heather is a random, fun, shy, thick ass brunett, that loves to party and has chocolate brown eyes. Shes NOT a whore but can be a bitch. Shes a reliable person if you need her, isnt really good with comforting but she loves make you smile. She can be your best friend enemy the choise is yours. Its not good to be on her bad side but she dosent judge people untill she knows them. She loves to act dumb in public with her best friends and youll never really know if shes gay or not. She is a procrastinator from hell, loves to walk and be sneeky even though shes a sucky lier.

guy: Hey are you okay?? girl: Yea I already talked to Heather\!\! guy: She pretty down to eart person. girl:Tell me something I dont already know\!\! I love her, shes my best friend\!\!

32. (heather) (17↑, 7↓)
This is an amazing girl who is very outgoing. She loves to have fun and is always in a good mood. She is beautiful, loving, caring and any boy in the world would be lucky to have her to call his own. She has beautiful long brown hair that that flows down her back. Quite easy to fall for because of her charm and sence of humor. She isn't always the best at everything she tries but, she always tries her best and has a positive attitude. A great catch to bring home to your family.

She looks like she would be a Heather

Author: boy who is in love http://heather.urbanup.com/5733084
33. (Heather) (18↑, 15↓)
usually brunette with big blue intense eyes. an amazing friend and very sympthatic. good listener and gives good advice. you can usually trust them with anything. very sweet girl who is faithful but not innocent. cares very much about the person they love but just doesn't know how to show it. Not a whore but somehow tends to be amazing in bed. really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on. beautiful face, cute, fun, and bubbly personality with a banging body. knows how to have fun, and is a little bit of a trouble maker\!

Man, i really want to find a girl...i wish i had a Heather.

34. (heather) (2↑, 0↓)
adj. the cutest thing ever

the kitten is heather\! awh your baby is heather.

35. (Heather) (2↑, 0↓)
An awesome girl who plays trombone and is really funny and sweet. She loves small asians. She is gorgeous and laughs at mostly anything. She gets good grades but doesn't try and is the best dancer around. Heather is one of the most fun, beautiful, and awesomest girls you will ever meet.

"Did you see that awesome chick?" "Yeah, She was such a Heather\!"

36. (Heather) (2↑, 0↓)
The best girl ever, shes the best i could ever be with. I am nothing without her, she completes me, her laugh, her accent, everything about her, she is very caring, i've never felt so cared for in my whole life, not even by my parents. She is also very beautiful, but says otherwise, and very playful and a child at heart, not to mention very funny and good in bed. She falls in love fast, but very faithful

guy 1 - Wow, shes so [beautiful] and funny, her name must be a heather, i just gotta date her\! guy 2 - Yea\! she has to be a heather\! You should go for it i think you guy's will be happy together\!

Author: iLoveaGirlnamedHeather http://heather.urbanup.com/6210639
37. (Heather) (0↑, 0↓)
Heathers are usually the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. They are extremely sexy and have nice bodies. Heathers are also amazing kissers. However , they are not self absorbed bitches. Heathers have fun, loving personalities and are crazy fun to be around. Alot of the time they are shy to outsiders but very comfortable with friends. Be warned--Heathers are the funniest girls you will ever encounter. Any boy to hook a Heather should consider themself extremely lucky and never let her go. Not only are they kind , but also smart. If you are considering asking a Heather out , JUST DO IT\! You will not regret it && will have lots of fun showing her off to your friends.

Damn, look at Heather. She's so sexy.

Author: FoOtBaLlGuY2O12 http://heather.urbanup.com/6379478
38. (Heather) (0↑, 0↓)
The cutest, smartest, most down to earth girl you will ever meet. She not only can sing and play music, her intelligence will keep you learning new things everyday for the rest of your life. Great Body, a dancer, comes from a hardworking family, you can believe that if you catch a Heather out in the wild, you know it will be one fish you won't throw back. My advice is that if you meet a Heather, pray that she is into you as well and if she is, you will have scored the mother load. You will enjoy the rest of your life with Heather and you will grow closer to her everyday until the day you die.

Hey man, that Heather girl is awesome, ah shucks man, shes dating a Patrick. Perfect-Heather

39. (Heather) (10↑, 10↓)
Someone who is less than amazing, funny or sporty. Actually she is mega bitch. If she doesn't kill you from boredom with the meaningless dribble she oozes into the atmosphere like a 1960s car spewing lead in a 5 year old's lungs, she'll drown you in endless streams tears she cries in seek of the smallest crumb of pity. WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.

You: Heather is crying. Again. Me: I thought I saw her with _____ You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.

Author: themingemobile http://heather.urbanup.com/6204578
40. (Heather) (3↑, 3↓)
An awesome girl that no one can resist. Can be a bit bipolar, but she loves to laugh and play. She LOVES music and her boyfriend, who happens to be Nick. She has DARK Brown/red hair, hazel green eyes and big tits. Let's face it, EVERYONE loves Heather\!

OH MY GOD\! HEATHER I LOVE YOU\!\!\!\!

Author: ILoveTurtlesAndUnicorns http://heather.urbanup.com/6165085
41. (Heather) (0↑, 1↓)
A drunken wild party girl, who often does things others would frown upon but is always the life of the party

That girl dancing on that table is such a Heather. That girls being such a Heather, she just danced with 3 guys in a row.

42. (Heather) (0↑, 1↓)
a female sometimes, a male who likes to wreck other peoples homes. Usually forces the man of the house to have sex with her while his wife is away thus causing lots of irrational figthing

Me: So what the hell is happening i see a lot of figthing on facebook? Victim: Yeah Heather happened Me: My god

43. (Heather) (7↑, 11↓)
A girl that looks up her own name too much, and then posts it to facebook at all hours of the night.

She just pulled a Heather and googled herself.

44. (Heather) (96↑, 100↓)
A Heather is the definition of someone who sleeps a lot, the name for this is [snooze].

That Heather don't half snooze a lot *SNOOOOOZE*

45. (Heather) (10↑, 16↓)
Usually an ugly slut that cant keep out of a guys pants. She thinks she is so cute and funny, but in all people talk smack behind her back. She wont amount to anything because she sleeps with everyone and then they reget her from any kind of long term relationship. She'll say shes wanting to stay single, but the truth is no one wants her.

That girl hitting on my boyfriend must be a heather, to bad he's mine.

Author: The winning girl http://heather.urbanup.com/6156118
46. (Heather) (7↑, 13↓)
Named after the soft, fluffy cotton fiber. She is delicate to the touch and supple to rub your face against. Her personality is so fresh and breathable just like the cotton textile. She should spread her seeds like the botanical cotton fiber.

Could you get me a Heather swab for my ear?

Author: Tickle-me-cotton http://heather.urbanup.com/5368004
47. (Heather) (7↑, 14↓)
short meatball, who is usually overly obsessed with her ex. will do anything to get him back, even if it includes ruining his relationship with another female.

Heather: babe, i will suck your dick if you want me to. I just want to be with you again.

Author: ImUnderAnonBxtch http://heather.urbanup.com/6007053
48. (Heather) (3↑, 10↓)
Heather always knows what she is trying to say but can never say it, she is very bad in English class because she thinks words like "[presentate]" are actual words. She is very pretty and thinks her head is too big even though it looks perfectly normal. Has wonderful natural hair texture. Always gets food on herself when she eats and holds her boobs when she laughs but claims that she does not do either. likes to piss off [Terry Weaver] and created the term [FTF]. She is very outspoken (but can also be shy) and does not care what authority thinks of her. very hard to describe if you do not know heather. enjoys using urban dictionary terms. pretty much has the house that the gang hangs out at.

Heather: "We have no idea what we are about to instore."

49. (Heather) (9↑, 16↓)
Another word for a woman with an afro. A very nice afro.

Wow what a fro\! That's no a fro, that's a Heather

50. (Heather) (54↑, 61↓)
A blonde bubbly girl. Has hazel eyes and laughs at anything. She's a fast typer and LOVES food but shes skinny Short. Lanky. Pretty

Me: Woah look at her Boy: Oh that's a Heather alright\!

51. (Heather) (6↑, 14↓)
normally the ugliest fucking bitch ever. generally lesbian, but the butch kind. NOT the hot kind. All of her friends are in a biker gang and above the age of 50. She likes to creep on pretty girls and rub her finger between her toes while she does it. She's never had a boy/girlfriend and she rarely showers. She's gross.

Ugh I saw Heather with my grandpa today at the Smiling Skull Bar. Awkward...

52. (Heather) (2↑, 16↓)
A person who is very tall, with brown hair. A person that is "Impossible", and believes anything she sees. A person that thinks that everything on this website is real because someone wrote it. A very gullible person.

Hey, Heather, its raining cats and dogs\! Really? I must see\!

53. (Heather) (4↑, 22↓)
A very pretty girl with a real crappy attitude. Hates everything and everyone unless it possesses a penis...then she'll love you long time. Never bring her to meet your parents, that's a no no. She thinks she's the hottest chick on the planet but she's only average. She'll sleep with your best friend in a heartbeat. Oh heathers are nasty little skanks.

oh that's heather, she's got the hurp

54. (Heather) (9↑, 28↓)
Usually a huge whore. Mean hearted girl. Always trying to make others feel bad. All around bad person. Heathers tend to drink too much and have no class.

Heather is a bitch\!

Author: justkiddingnotreally http://heather.urbanup.com/6019626
55. (Heather) (5↑, 29↓)
A women who is nice to the extreme due to her christian background This women is a left wing feminist who is also ignorant of world problems.

Man 1: You no that chick at the party i met last night? Man 2: Yea what about her? man 1: She was such a heather man 2: haha lol

Author: sixtyninekrystina http://heather.urbanup.com/5281825
56. (Heather) (8↑, 34↓)
A Heather is a completely helpless troll who lives under the stairs of apartment complexes. They are usually quiet and timid at first, but once you get to know them...they explode and turn into an all out bitch that lets her true colors shine through\!

Hey...who ate my pizza? Probably the Heather under the stairs\!

57. (Heather) (45↑, 75↓)
Heather is a beautiful sophisticated red head who is very intelligent. She has a fiery personality, and is a strong person. Heather is very easy to love and she's an awesome sister. She gets mad when you eat her food, but will give yours away like beads on Mardi Gras. She is loving, a bit of a wine-o, and fun to be around in general.

Oh, Heather. You're such an awesome gibble giblet. I could buy you a Red Volkswagon GTI or something.

Author: littlegibblegiblet http://heather.urbanup.com/4471295
58. (Heather) (12↑, 50↓)
Referring to the idea of being a desperate bitch who constantly complains and cheats on men to get attention (not to mention cybering and fucking them 6+ times a day). You do NOT want to be a heather, it is very bad.

Wow she's a Heather.

59. (Heather) (13↑, 51↓)
Hates pantylines. Can be "snarky".

Heather is a nice girl, yet snarky.

60. (Heather) (16↑, 55↓)
Girl. Taurus. Good match with Leo. "Leo finds sensuality and passion with Taurus. These two signs will party, play and share a strong friendship. They share similar ideas about sex and that’s a great start. Taurus is instantly attracted to outgoing Leo. Taurus will stick with Leo through good times and not so great times. This is something Leo needs to feel secure. Taurus also finds Leo independence very attractive. This is a highly rewarding combination that has both long and short term potential. Before they know it, they could fall madly in love. Taurus is serious and sensual. Leo considers Taurus a keeper and friendship will always be evident long after the attraction has ended. You will learn more about yourselves in this relationship. It’s worth the insight." Great friend, and very loyal. Of course, has her moments.

Elizabeth: Hey heather\! How're you? Heather: My period murdered meh\! GO AWAY -Heather has logged off- Elizabeth: o.o...

Author: TehUnknownLoser http://heather.urbanup.com/4249117
61. (Heather) (3↑, 43↓)
A Heather is someone who is cool but doesn't really know it until somebody tells her then gets a big head and thinks she's all that until she loses money in the bank or hears the word "eat" (even though she is thick she does have a complex) and becomes an 8 year old baby. Then she gets money and she sees that she's a cool person anyway then everything's cool until the next storm\<---the next personal crisis in a lifetime. They're usually short, burnette, ebony eyes, and has big boobs. She's proud of what she is and nobody will stop her (unless the cable bill is too high, no food in the house, the dog is sick, and no money). Other than that she's all that and a bag of chips but sometimes is smart for her own good.

Person: "She's so precious." Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a [rasberry]) Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather." Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww." Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up\!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)

Author: No Money No Rent http://heather.urbanup.com/5058905
62. (Heather) (9↑, 57↓)
Best described as; Crazy, Bitch, Stalker, One that can't keep a boyfriend for too long, Coke addict, Spent time in jail. One not to bring home to meet the parents.

-"Don't pick up the phone it's Heather\!" -"Damn, that bitch is crazy\!"

Author: heneverlovedyou http://heather.urbanup.com/5078099
63. (Heather) (22↑, 90↓)
An outdated name that was popular in the 1970's and 80's. The subject of a movie about mean popular girls. An overused boring name like Ashley, Jennifer, or Tiffany. Sometimes can be a popular girl, usually sort of funny and gets along well with guys. Might be pretty or have a laid back personality. When gone bad, they are your worst nightmare. A name for most women over 20. 40 years from now the name Heather will be equivalent to Phyllis, Opal, Or Pearl. It is a future old lady name. It's also a purple bell shaped flowering shrub.

I would never name my kid Heather. That's such an old lady name. I know like 30 Heathers, I had three in every class I was in. Look at the pretty Heather on the fields over there\!

64. (Heather) (32↑, 112↓)
Blonde bitch big tits but after being with her you can never get over her. its like she put some of her soul into you......THE SOUL OF SATAN\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Guy 1: hey its time to worship Heather. Guy2: don't you mean satan? guy 1: whats the difference?

65. (Heather) (37↑, 133↓)
weird individual, who is paranoid and has multiple phobias, she cant buy tampons by herself and refuses to be naked in front of her husband..

an example of a heather: short busty brunette who has a phobia of being blonde, and walks like shes got something on her mind, slouches so no one notices her and acts like a BAMF

66. (heather) (496↑, 596↓)
The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes, so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.

Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night? Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick\! Big Hope : Was she any good? Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather"..... Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun? Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face\! Big Hope : Nice\! Wanna go eat some bannock? Mighty Eagle : Yes sir\! I love bannock\!

Author: Michelle Pussythrusts http://heather.urbanup.com/2717918
67. (Heather) (110↑, 242↓)
Heather is usually a name for dumpster babies. These dumpster babies usually grow up to be very skanky and unusually tiny.

Mr. Wayne and Mrs. Sally just found a baby in the dumpster, and named her Heather.

68. (heather) (34↑, 167↓)
a girl who loves kevin

Person \#1: Whose that girl with Kevin? Person \#2: She's such a Heather

69. (Heather) (29↑, 167↓)
Shouts out random things, like, "look..there's a bug\!" Uses Hailis vaginas for phone service. When she yells, she sounds like a little mouse. An awesome person and fun to be around. Bites their nails like crazy\! Are very into Richards. Makes good friends with Hailis and Dennys. Loves Denny coffee and breakfast. Records Hailis singing Bohemien Rhasposdy. Fights Jeeps and looses.

Haili: "Wow, that girls yells like a Heather." Denny: "Yeah, I know. It's quite funny."

70. (Heather) (40↑, 187↓)
Someone who is usually the bitchy cheerleader type who is unusually short and stubby. Will show you her boobes. Will date any dumbass that doesnt really lover just because she wants someone. But is actually picky about her friends.

Did you see heather last night? The cheerleader bitch? Yea\! She totally showed me her boobes\!

71. (Heather) (306↑, 464↓)
A very obese Blonde woman,who constantly makes unimaginiable mistakes from lack of intelligence,lives and functions in a fantasy world,and blames everyone but themselves for their own stupid mistakes.Usually loud, argumenitive, and highly ignorant,loves to have sex with groups of friends at the same time,whole families too.

I wish all those Heathers'would just quit lyin and tell the truth\!

Author: Society's Unwanted http://heather.urbanup.com/3278249
72. (Heather) (501↑, 663↓)
a total bitchhh is a horrible friend and you can never depend on her for anythingg a short whore with brown hair and has junk in the trunk she thinks she is better and smarter than everyone and is really not will sleep with any guy she can

man: you look a lot like Heather?? women: why would you say that to me I HATE you\!\!\!\!

73. (heather) (275↑, 438↓)
heather=[whore] A female who is Christian on the outside, but then blows off her friends to go to parties and get wasted and fucked

That girl played innocent and said she wanted to be my friend, then she blew me off for some party where she got drunk and fucked as many guys as she could; What a heather.

Author: The general public that knows a heather http://heather.urbanup.com/2100020
74. (Heather) (330↑, 495↓)
A Heather is usually a [whore]. It is a white female who is a good Christian on the outside, but then blows off her friends to go to parties, get wasted, give oral, and have as many sexual partners as physically possible.

That girl played innocent and said she wanted to be my friend, then she blew me off for some party where she got drunk and had sex with as many guys as she could; What a heather.

Author: KnowledgeableOne http://heather.urbanup.com/2107408
75. (heather) (44↑, 217↓)
an ugly stupid dyke fuck that should go hang her self with hooks in her neck and get lit on fire and just burn in hell

"did you hear what heather did this time?" "dude i dont even care, shes a stupid dyke fuck"

76. (Heather) (38↑, 258↓)
Noun: the feeling of guilt one has after getting caught trying to ejaculate and have a bowel movement at the same time

After attempting another unsuccessful Heathering this morning, I couldn't look my co-workers in the eye due to my extreme Heather.

77. (Heather) (25↑, 265↓)
Girl, usually has blonde hair. Loves random [Spanish], plays trombone. And uses said [trombone] as a weapon. Possibly had a broken collar bone in 5th grade. Has a best friend named Gracie, who may have dark hair and play the flute. Heather is classified as a Band Loser, because Band [Losers] and way cooler than band geeks. Birthday is in February. She may also be known as Heatherito. Likes the Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink. Heather has a mosquito. The End.

Heather: "Oh shit, I broke my collar bone\!" Gracie: "Oh no\! BAND LOSERS TO THE RESCUE\!"

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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Synonyms:
, (Calluna vulgaris)


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